wardrobe!

for all you cats who watch america's best dance crew... question: who dresses mario lopez? does he dress himself? does he wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, thinking, ' i'm gonna pick out the gayest outfit i can find to wear for the show tonight!' i mean dood. cmon. there's prob 15 people picking out outfits for every single person on there, with the exception of lil mama and her bedazzled NY hats with the 'insert here' hole (twss) for her hair. and maybe shane sparks cuz all he seems to wear is a red ball cap with a red t shirt. but back to ac... dood. you could even wear this getup:

and it wouldn't look nearly as bad as what you've been wearing the past few episodes.... chuuuch.