my relationship with soju

since soju is ridiculously cheap in korea, people tend to drink large quantities of it for very little money. the consequences of such actions: horrific. let me first tell you that if you drink a lot of soju, you'll be guaranteed to have mud butt the next day. it's a given. it's not like beer shits, but it's kinda in its own class of mud butt. case in point, last night i drank ridiculously large quantities of soju and this morning i'm paying for it. i not only woke up with a killer headache, but whatever it was that wanted to come out, wanted to come out both ends with a vengeance. not good.

example number 2: monday night. go out for a "couple drinks" with a couple friends. the couple drinks turns into an all night drunk fest, as we downed bottle after bottle of soju, with tequila shots somewhere at some point, and whisky later on... just thinking about it now makes me wanna yack. anyway, we finally end up at my friend's place at about 630am. i sleep for 2 hours, take the bus home (45 mins). shower, sleep another 20 mins. then head back down to suwon to teach. ridiculously tired and hated my life on tuesday. plus had mud butt all day. that's probably one of the worst feelings ever. knowing that at any given moment in time it could hit you and you'd have to run to the bathroom. especially when you're in front of a class full of kids. luckily i was able to hold it in until after class, but after class it was pretty bad.

so you know those nights when you're really trashed, and you sleep but it's not really restful sleep? yea. not fun. i slept about 5 hours while my new roommate (a mosquito) had a feast on my arms, shoulders, and feet. what's worse is the little pecker bit me on my toe and the bottom of my foot. ihatemylife.

this post prob didnt' make much sense to you. it didn't make much sense me when i read it just now. i don't care. i'm hung over. i'm gonna try and sleep some more.