training day 1

how many of you guys remember how to explain past or present participles and how the verb and subject conjugates to agree? i don't. i have no clue. i gotta study tonight and get re-acquainted with my good friend grammar. we were in training for about 3 hours today and the whole grammar section just had me goin "wtf". not double u - tee- eff. but literally. what the fuck. and being that i'm one of 2 people older than 25 and been out of school longer than these youngins, i didn't wanna ask to have it repeated. i just went with it. ah well. i'll catch up.

after that, we got dropped off at this medical center to get these tests. i guess to make sure no one has hep, hiv, or tb. i guess it makes sense? when i got off the airplane the other day they did this random test where they jab your neck with some electronic thermometer that tells them if you have the swine flu. anyway, i need glasses. soon. i couldn't read half of the ZYX board or what the lady was pointing her composer stick at.

got some x rays done. went over to the blood test where they have this cart of cups of pee. right next to the number giver thing where you take a number and sit down. pretty disturbing. i wish i took a picture of the crapper. it was nothing like i had ever seen before. kinda like a hole in the ground, but not. it was like a urinal built into the ground, complete with a flush lever. but yea. if i see another one i'll try and take a pic.

and now i'm back from training, gonna go hit the gym downstairs in a bit. on a sidenote, korea is the land of miniskirts. like everywhere. even in the pouring rain, chicks are wearing miniskirts. what's funny is they all hold their purse behind their ass when walkin up stairs at the subway, so no one can see their granny panties. but yea. if you can get past the pasty white paleness, korean girls have some nice legs. can't say much about the feet. but the legs. nice. oh and the other disturbing thing is you don't know what the hell you're checkin out until they turn around and you see their face. half of them are kinda broke lookin and then here n there you'll get a cougar wearing a miniskirt, where you wanna scratch your eyes out for even lookin. not so giggity giggity.

i think that's about it for today. i'll post again soon with some pictures of the curious things i see here. i'm out. 2 fingers like a fob. peace.